Our Rap For The Rap Battle

Yo my name is Jones and I’m here to say

I’m gonna slay these pigs in a major way

The council is stupid

The council is dumb

Them and napoleon, their mouths are numb

Got nothing to say, huh? Got nothing to say?

Thats right sons, you’ve been

played

Now don’t applaud baby cause I’m not done…

Snowball you coward

Don’t run away.

Heard you had some problems in Napoleon’s day

Yeah old nope you sack o’ ‘nure

Drinking my beers and sitting in the sewer

Ever considered anyone

but yourself?

Yeah cowering tiny,

You little elf

I’ve been dropping rhymes since 1910

While you & Animal Council you’ve been sitting in your pens.

Don’t start talking hun, this ain’t over,

My rhymes are so sick they’ll make you green as clover

Only 10 more seconds, got 1 more thing to say;
If you hurt my animals,  

I’ll make you pay!

OHHHHHHHHHH

written by liadan leonard