Our Rap For The Rap Battle

Yo my name is Jones and I’m here to say

I’m gonna slay these pigs in a major way

The council is stupid

The council is dumb

Them and napoleon, their mouths are numb

Got nothing to say, huh? Got nothing to say?

Thats right sons, you’ve been

played

Now don’t applaud baby cause I’m not done…

Snowball you coward

Don’t run away.

Heard you had some problems in Napoleon’s day

Yeah old nope you sack o’ ‘nure

Drinking my beers and sitting in the sewer

Ever considered anyone

but yourself?

Yeah cowering tiny,

You little elf

I’ve been dropping rhymes since 1910

While you & Animal Council you’ve been sitting in your pens.

Don’t start talking hun, this ain’t over,

My rhymes are so sick they’ll make you green as clover

Only 10 more seconds, got 1 more thing to say;
If you hurt my animals,  

I’ll make you pay!

OHHHHHHHHHH

written by liadan leonard

Latest News From The Outside World

Comrades, I would like to bring to your attention the Boston mayoral election. In our introduction, we mentioned the name Martin J. Walsh. I talked about how this man was a recovering alcoholic addict and now he was running for Boston mayor. I would like to now bring to your attention that this man actually WON this election. For all of you that are still doubting my qualification for being the leader of Animal Farm because of my alcoholic past, just think for a moment....people around you have voted for people with dark pasts but a bright future in terms of alcoholism. Well look at this situation and think to yourself. Ask yourself "Mr Jones is striving for the same thing. Why not give him a second chance?" To read more about Martin J Walsh's mayoral race victory, click here.

Mr Jones' Purpose

Vote For Mr Jones!

I, Mr Bobby Jones am proposing a comeback as leader of Animal Farm. To learn more about my past and my life click here. I will run this farm sort of a democracy. I will be the leader but you as animals will be like the senate, the house of representatives and the vice president all together. As leader as the farm I have a few main goals. First, I want to make sure everyone has a chance to always voice their opinion when they want to. This is one of the ways that our farm will be a democracy and everyone has a say in how things work over here. I want everyone to feel like they belong here. I also definitely want to make sure everyone has a fair share things such as food. Everyone has to be equal in order for these things to work. I will definitely enforce this rule to my best extent. We will make sure everyone thrives, has a great life here at the farm and I want to run and lead the best farm in not the town, not the country but the world. Vote Jones!

Some AWESOME News!!

We now have a new minecraft server up and running for you to relax, play and socialize on. Pretty cool

right? Anyway, I hope to see you there soon!

IP: 199.188.100.218:25665

Get Minecraft on Minecraft.net.

New Ideas, What Do You Think?

Hello, there friends. I wanted to check in with everyone to make sure you are all doing very well. I also just wanted to check in and say that I hope that you are going to vote for me because of a new development in my campaign. I've been thinking about this idea for days and I want to see what you think of it. I will be getting machinery and technology. These things will be telephones, computers (to save hassle of recording data about harvests by hand), drills, and anything else you guys need will be on that list. Last of all and most important of all, something I'm sure you will love.......drumroll please.........the windmill! What do you think of these ideas? Do you have any others? Comment below.